Friday, December 26, 2008

For Inspiration

I was surfing through the World Wide Web the other day and I happened to be on this Thai website. (read: Not porn hor.) I wanted to brush up my Thai language so I was there. The webmaster posted this video hosted on YouTube which caught my eye.

It was about a deaf girl trying to learn how to play the piano. I seriously recommend it. (read: I cried.) Really inspiring. But at the end of it, it was a Pantene commercial in Thai.

I love this Canon In D Major piece. With its violin, its a killer.

WATCH IT!


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Random Thoughts

Darn it. I missed you Gracie.

No amount can describe this feeling. I'm leaving for Thailand tomorrow okay. Leave me a message on my number if you're reading this okay. I missed you sooo much.

I'm going crazy. Too much work to leave behind but yet my mind is begging for me to stop and rewind.

I guess I deserve this getaway even though its only for 5 days. I'm coming back to work on the 26th of Dec. No fair!. I'm having half-day leave on the 29th, 30th and 31st of Dec. 1st Jan holiday, 2nd Jan OFF all the way till 4th Jan. I'm coming back to work on 5th Jan and that is when I'm left with 5 more months to ORD! LAO JIAO ah!. Dun play play with experienced soldiers hor, I can siam more arrows and tekan people anyhow more than a General. wahhahah.

General is not big f*ck hor. It is the 3-letter word which is O-R-D. Haven't get civilian pink IC is still called 'boy' hor. So you see those rank high-high one hor is called 'Big Boy'. Not Man.

But for now, all I get is, "F*ck you understand. You still got 5 months left."

THAT'S LIFE IN ARMY, BITCH! SUCK IT UP!. I guess all those bitches from CD or police are really cursing themselves coz they ain't real men. REAL MEN go jungle and fight and freaking march 20+km of hell's highway. Or climb Peng Kang Hill (Elephant Hill). Or do Basic Close Combat Training Centre.

Or the champion part, go and do topography and walk past a swamp which states with big and concise words, "BEWARE OF CROCODILES".

On the contrary, if I do spot one, I'll just lie down coz with the load I'm carrying, I'd be better off dying a quick death. How the heck are you gonna run with a 30kg fieldpack and a weapon? Think about it..... We're just too tired to run, too tired to think. That's a real MAN, not holding pistols and serving peasants who can't appreciate what the men in green do. All we get when we board the bus is, 'Ewww, so smelly.'

Eh auntie!!, you know who the f*ck I die for if a war comes? This nice and beautiful nation and you!? Where the f*ck will you be? Probably somewhere in Australia sucking a Kangaroo's ass!! Damnit auntie, go and piss yourself off.

God, I'm feeling depressed.

No, its not post-war syndrome. And I feel just fine.
Happy Holidays to me.

If you ever feel lonely, do feel free to give me a message at

Nine, Two, Five, Two, Five, Nine, One, Six.

if you want me to get 'something' for you. But of course, No Money No Talk. OK? =)
No, I'm joking. My flight is at 10:15am tomorrow at Terminal 1.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

No Title

What am I doing online now? I can't sleep. I'm supposed to be up at 5am later.

I've been thinking. I missed her alot, yet she doesn't seem to notice. Everytime I tell her that, she just shrugs it off.

Ohh well.

1)Open mouth
2) Put right thumb in
3) Suck
4) Wait for Pink IC in June '09

I can't do much now that I'm still in service. I lost substantially in life to my female peers.
Ask not what the country can do for you. Ask rather what you can do for the country.
Screw it. What has the country done for me!? I can't join the air force nor the navy. Freaking politics.

Now listening: Rob Thomas - Little Wonders (Meet The Robinsons soundtrack)

But after I watched the movie, Meet The Robinsons, the last quote inspired me.

"Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”

- Walt Disney


I will work hard to realise my dreams. At all costs. As long as I'm still living and breathing. Behold.....The strength of the human spirit, unrivalled by even the strongest man in the world.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Warning

BEWARE OF FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD!


I apologize but I had to let this steam off.


Today, initially, I didn't want to talk about today. But I have to somehow. It was really a bad day. One of the most baddest days I had in that camp.

We were literally prostituted in such a very rough manner. We had some minor, minor mistakes but it had contributed to a large scale minor mistakes. So, naturally, our boss came down.

He was like, "Okay guys, go over there, we're gonna have some talk."

The 5 of us went. 2 were on MC. One of them is XXX.

FUCKING DOG!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS?! A FUCKING PRESCHOOL?!!?!

THIS FUCKING DOG has caused nothing but trouble, this chee bye.

So our superior was like, "2 on MC ah?"

And we're like, "Yes, Sir."

Ok fine.

And the 'fucking' session began with much enthusiasm.

We're fucked up, down, left, right, vertically and horizontally. Honestly, I don't give a fuck.

Give extra. GIVE LAH, FUCK! YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE?! ORD LOH!

KANINA LAH, FUCK.

I admit, it was OUR mistake. But OUR mistake was mostly because of this DOG.

ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMNIT!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCK THAT DOG!

I'm too stressed out to even eat my dinner much less sleep tonight. We're gonna turn that place upside down starting tomorrow.

I TOLD YOU, I CAN BE A REALLY NICE PERSON. But, it has limits. THIS FUCKING DOG IS JUST TOO MUCH!!! FUCKING LAZY, SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV THE WHOLE DAY.

You think I'm quiet and nice, and you think I'm meek and docile. PLEASE LAH BOY! YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE ME ANGRY. FUCKING CHEE BYE THIS DOG. NOW, YOU'LL FEEL FUCKED UP WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS IGNORING YOU! HAHAH, DAMN FUCKER!

He's a USELESS WANKER. Eye power sibo?! See people do work go and help lah! Instead sit down and watch TV and slack. YOU THINK EVERYONE LIKE YOU AH!? Work also calculative.

TYPICAL MALAY BOY FUCKTARD!.

damn chee bye one lor he. and he tries to push away blame to other people.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "YOU PEOPLE"?!?!?!!! THEN YOU NOT WORKING THERE AH!? YOU STUPID OR WHAT?!

YA LA! STUPID BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EXPRESS STREAM STUDENT AND WENT TO FUCKING ITE, BITCH!!!!!!! and don't try acting clever lah please. You're even dumber than a fucking bird. and by acting clever, you screw EVERYTHING UP!? and who do you blame?

"YOU PEOPLE"
WHAT FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT, BASTARDO!? Your own mistake you don't wanna admit.

And the other time, when you broke the key to the lock, WHAT DID YOU DO!??!?!

YOU FUCKING HELL, ACT STUPID AND WATCH THE FUCKING GODDAMNED TV LAH FUCK!!!!!! While 'US PEOPLE' try to open the bloody lock and get it replaced for you. WE'RE LICKING YOUR ASS CLEAN AFTER YOU SHIT, UNDERSTAND!?

And still can say, "IF I DON'T FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE, I GOT OTHER FRIENDS WHAT."

DAMN CHEE BYE ONE LEH!

geram sial aku. si dekni macam sial.
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I apologize again but I had to let the steam off, I'll go mad if i don't.

Monday, December 01, 2008

The Top Of The Desk

I've had a rough week last week.

Today, I'm going to reveal a very revealing picture. That is, My Computer Desktop.



The Audi R8. I'm in love with this baby right here. I wanna buy one for $500,000.
About the desktop, I like to keep it clean but there's the occasional dumping of files on the desktop and shortcuts.

I'm in love with a car! Oh my..... just look at those sleek rims, those front headlights, the killer body curves. I will just swoon and ogle if an R8 drives past. I saw a few of them here in Singapore. Awww man. Its engine sound gives me orgasmic pleasure.... but wait, that's gonna be disgusting. I'll be like a little boy again and I'll go like, "Eh, look look look!!! AUDI R8!!!!" while grinning to myself. And to top it all, it really has a nice ass.

I'm gonna work like there's no tomorrow and I'll just wanna buy this car. No car else!

I SIMPLY LOVE THIS CAR!!!!
I just feel like buying one now. Really, I do. SGD$500,000. WOW!...

Most probably I'll sleep in the car too if its big enough. Thank you Audi, for producing such a nice car, but its just simply too costly the price tag.

My desktop nice hor? =)