Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Ugly, The Bad And The Obnoxious

I like women who are passionate. Everything that they do, they do it with zest and vigor. These women are such a turn on; for me at least.

Being brought up in an all-women environment isn't such a bad thing. I've learnt pretty much things. Women are actually easy to please if you know how to press the correct buttons. The ladies won't deny it, I won't say its impossible.

Don't get me wrong though, not every girl has the same template of buttons to press. A push of a wrong button can send you flying to somewhere in the Middle East; or i presume at least. You just got to know what pleases a girl and what ticks her off. It is not as simple as you think. All it needs is just a little bit of patience, taking little notes of the little things. I mean, let's face it, you don't have to walk around with a notebook all day, these should be inscribed into the brain. More often than not, women tend to care more for the little things.

Sometimes, even the trivial of things can somehow go haywire if not executed. In Singapore context, if you somehow don't get it, you probably will not. Period.

Speaking of which, in Singapore, having a car albeit what model would somehow determine what type of girl you would attract. Owning a Honda Civic or a Subaru Impreza, would most probably attract 'Ah Lians' or girls who like to 'chiong'. I'm stereotyping, but hey, that is what's happening here.

On the other hand, drive a Continental car and you'd most likely attract classy and materialistic girls. Reason being, Continental cars (i.e. to say, BMW, Audi, Mercedes-Benz) are expensive lah, so attract more 'high-end' girls. So how materialistic can these girls be? VERY.

So, that leaves the normal joes who are without a car. Either they can rely on our 'world-class' transport system or just take the cab.

Singapore girls have become so 'rojak' that I guess most have forgotten their manners. Hence, the loss of womanliness; if there was such a word. Oh! there is!
How many times have I seen these girls wearing high heels and walk as though they're wearing flats. It looks awful if I must say. For goodness sake, please walk with the proper posture.

Don't think the men don't notice, we do and we don't like it. Its such a major turn-off!!!

You think shoes are a major disaster? I believe this one below takes the cake.
Girls who often wear thick make-up. One slap and you could see make-up dust in the air.
A simple analogy, you leave a carpet spread out over a year, what do you get? A collection of dust of course.

So! Who wants to be my girlfriend. Application closes on Sunday, midnight.

Have a great weekend! Cheers!

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Your Time Is Up. Goodbye.

As a citizen, I'm proud to be able to call this country my home. The locals, the language and the environment makes it a very lively and vibrant place.

What has it and will become in the next 10, 20 years?

I for one, foresee a very bleak and unrelenting future in the midst of rampant sycophancy blatantly paraded with disgust.

A touch of housing, can I afford my own home? Keyword here is afford, not on loan.

With skyrocketing prices of local HDB houses, one has to wonder why of all sectors in the property market, the HDB flats are getting more costly. This is a cause for concern, as most likely, 5 to 7 years down the road, I would be in the rat race to get my own home.

Secondly, personal transport. I have no qualms taking the self-acclaimed 'world-class' transport system, no doubt it gets me anywhere I want to, but then again, I strongly believe that there is so much that we can grow, and this has got to the brinks. And one can only wonder why transport costs are going up as well. COE prices are going up for what purpose? It is just merely filtering out people who previously couldn't afford a car, but wait, isn't that what we work for? To own a personal transport?

Thirdly, foreign immigration policies. Why are there such a huge influx? To inflate the country's GDP? I'm sure you don't need a scholar to tell you that by lowering labour costs, GDP inflation would be inevitable with stagnant wages amongst the local workforce. You don't need to understand rocket science to understand simple logic, neither are the people stupid, in that sense.

I'd like to highlight a few things here.

I have served my country for 2 years, so had others. Is this what we deserve as a fellow countryman? 2 years of our sweat and tears, just wasted to serve a country I once knew as a sovereign state, ruled by incompetence and fancy of old fogeys who are compelled to fuel their own lust for money and power.

My vote counts. You can bet on it.